After abandoning “Don’t waste your time,” I still needed a receptacle for the ongoing churn of real time, actual human assessment of the tools of our digital trade.
I’m an unofficial tester of all things related to aortic writings of a familiar lean. I’ve tried most interfaces and delved into a multitude of platforms. I stopped short of learning how to code (for dummies, et al) because I am too old.
The notion that I would fill up that brain storage space with a language designed to communicate with a machine that is supposed to evolve with me in the time space continuum just isn’t as interesting as discovering the one hundred she eleven languages officially considered “lost” since only one speaker of its native tongue remains.
Rastro philio pustrocity
Rastrophiliopustrocity was hard to come by these days, but she prevailed.
These dialects of our tribal languages are inextricably woven into the human (auto corrects to kung-fu, btw🤔) ability to commiserate, collaborate, communicate and concentrate on the meaning of words between like-minded folk.
Those spoken and written lexicons adapted with us over time.
Lena L. Leon
So then, what could’ve been the very first word to ever be spoken?
I have three theories.
Cuidado! a warning to your child that the wooly mammoth behind them is a threat to humankind’s existence.
I love you. The word love needed to be made one day.
Either in caveman prayer or attached as namesake for that particularly desperate invocation, of mythological proportions, why have you forsaken me which must be addressed to some “one.”
We needed an anchor, preferably guttural, perhaps elliptic, but definitely a one syllable word for that guy.
We had to assign forever a gut–wrenching association to some supposed creator (would the word for God be different had we known we were worshipping atoms as Adam?).
The poet never knows.
For the record
June 27, Two-thousand nineteen
Review of “mailbuzzr”
The possibility for greatness exists: fast, ability to maintain semblance of control over mailbox folders, loads ginormous amounts of unread emails without crashing like other apps. But no snooze option? Can’t customize the swipe actions? All I want is a better version of mailstrom where I can delete multiple emails sent by the same robot and actually check emails I want to respond to (mailstrom aka chuck in mobile platform – talk about weird branding) is good for mass deletion that’s it. So I tried buzzr for a second time since their app popped up as the bee’s knees. All I can say about it is the aesthetic is working for me, it loads fast and the notification sounds are rad. Other than that, there is nothing to set it apart from spark or Edison’s email (which has some terrific features but crashes too much) app which has added features to save you money based on your e-commerce records (without being cumbersome).