If it’s Tuesday, this must be bedlam 

Dont axe me

Acrosst the aisle

A valaise for your malaise

Malaria Jones reporting live from Oliver Stone

The cock of gibralter

The dame of dunedin
I make quirks seem like quarks

Die nine lives

From bleach inhalation 

While battling parasites

Planted in my brain and 

Spinal column 

Cut the cord